200+ Funny & Creative Getting Pulled Over Jokes

Looking for a good laugh? Our collection of 200+ funny and creative getting pulled over jokes is here to brighten your day!

From witty one-liners to hilarious scenarios, these jokes will have you chuckling in no time.

Whether you need a conversation starter or just some lighthearted fun, these jokes are guaranteed to entertain.

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“I told the officer my blinkers work… they just need moral support to light up!”
“When the cop asked if I knew why he stopped me, I replied, ‘Because you missed me?’”
“I wasn’t speeding, Officer, I was just testing the engine for science!”
“The officer said, ‘Do you know how fast you were going?’—I replied, ‘Fast enough to meet you!’”
“I told the cop my GPS said it was ‘Go Faster Please’ mode!”
“The speed limit sign said 65, so naturally, I added ‘ish.'”
“The officer told me to move slower, so I started driving in reverse!”
“When the cop asked for my license, I handed him my Starbucks rewards card instead—priorities!”
“I told the officer I was late for dinner… he offered lights and sirens to help speed things up!”
“I’m not speeding, Officer, I’m just chasing my lost Wi-Fi signal!”
“I asked the cop if we could skip the ticket since I was giving him some job security!”
“The officer said I was driving recklessly, so I told him I just wanted my car to feel alive!”
“When the cop asked why I was speeding, I said, ‘I thought the speed limit was a suggestion!’”
“I told the officer my car’s engine speaks fluent ‘vroom!’”
“The cop said, ‘License and registration,’ and I said, ‘Can I interest you in a Netflix password instead?’”

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“When the cop asked for my license, I said, ‘Sure, but it’s probably expired from waiting on you!’”
“I told the officer, ‘I wasn’t speeding, I was just testing my brakes in reverse!’”
“The cop asked if I knew how fast I was going, and I said, ‘Fast enough to miss the speed limit sign!’”
“When I got pulled over, I told the officer, ‘I had to speed, there’s a pizza waiting on me!’”
“I told the cop, ‘I wasn’t speeding, I was time traveling—and I’m late!’”
“When the officer pulled me over, I said, ‘I wasn’t speeding, I was just drafting off the car in front!’”
“I told the cop, ‘I’m not speeding, I’m just helping you test your radar!’”
“When the cop asked why I was driving so fast, I said, ‘I’m working on breaking the sound barrier!’”
“I told the officer, ‘My speed was fine, the road was just too slow!’”
“When I got pulled over, I said, ‘Sorry, I thought the speed limit was just a suggestion!’”
“When the cop asked why I was speeding, I said, ‘I’m not speeding, I’m just time traveling!’”
“I told the officer, ‘I wasn’t speeding, I was just in turbo mode!’”
“When I got pulled over, I said, ‘I’m sorry, officer, I thought the gas pedal was a suggestion!’”

“I told the officer, ‘I wasn’t speeding; I was just racing the GPS!’”
“When I got pulled over, I said, ‘Sorry, officer, I needed to make sure gravity still works!’”
“The cop asked, ‘Do you know how fast you were going?’ I said, ‘Fast enough to feel alive!’”
“I told the officer, ‘I’m not lost, just finding shortcuts at high speed!’”
“When the officer stopped me, I said, ‘I didn’t see the speed limit sign… I was going too fast!’”
“The officer said, ‘You know why I pulled you over?’ I replied, ‘Because my car’s cooler than yours?’”
“I told the cop, ‘I was speeding to save gas—less time on the road, right?’”
“When the officer asked if I knew how fast I was going, I said, ‘Not fast enough—you caught me!’”
“The cop said, ‘License and registration, please.’ I said, ‘Can I interest you in a coupon instead?’”
“When I got stopped, I told the officer, ‘I was just testing if cruise control actually works!’”
“The cop said, ‘Do you know the speed limit here?’ I said, ‘I do now!’”
“When I got pulled over, I asked the officer, ‘Is this about the donuts in my passenger seat?’”
“The officer told me to calm down, so I asked, ‘Does this mean you’re not giving me your siren?’”

“The officer said, ‘Your headlights aren’t working.’ I replied, ‘Neither does my dating life!’”
“The cop knocked on my window and asked, ‘What’s that smell?’ I said, ‘Probably my love life burning out!’”
“When the officer asked, ‘Do you know why I pulled you over?’ I said, ‘To see my charming smile, obviously!’”
“The cop said, ‘You were swerving all over the road.’ I told him, ‘I was practicing my pickup lines, officer!’”
“When the officer asked, ‘Have you been drinking?’ I said, ‘Only love potions, and I think they’re expired!’”
“The cop asked, ‘Do you know how fast you were going?’ I said, ‘Fast enough to impress you, officer!’”
“When the officer told me to step out of the car, I said, ‘Only if you’re taking me dancing!’”
“The cop said, ‘Your headlights are out.’ I replied, ‘Just like my ex’s passion—completely gone!’”
“When the officer asked, ‘What’s in the trunk?’ I said, ‘Definitely not my dignity—it’s long gone!’”